• humming about a set of house keys that have been sitting in your coat pocket the entire time.

  • Best for: Loud, restless comedy.
• Option 3: The "Wind-Up Music Box" Cut (Alternate idea)
  • The feel: Clockwork celesta, a plucked banjo line, and a slide whistle on every turn — a small frantic chase scene that runs while you hunt for the glasses on your forehead.
  • Best for: Broad, unserious slapstick.

Hit play on the track above to hear the Bedroom Pop cut. Say the word if you'd rather I render one of the other two instead.